Dirty chat lines with no sign on

You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! Cause yoganna love this dick I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena Liquor is not the only hard thing around here. " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to?

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...

I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance?

My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string So, you're not into casual sex? Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips. Cause you can come position yourself on my face." Do you like dragons?

I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that? Are you my Co-Pilot, cause I'ma take you to the cockpit. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you constipated? How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word?

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Why pay when you can't get this footling for free Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket...to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw...

") Cause I`ll need to know how much to pay you back after I rip them off.! I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink. Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore...face should be among them. As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. They call me the Delivery Man, cause I always come in the back door Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper. , I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.

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